He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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