why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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