idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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