Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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