ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
how drunk are you?
Several
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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