So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Welp...herpes.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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