Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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