Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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