God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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