handjob tips. give me some.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
the raccoons are back...
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