My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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