: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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