I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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