dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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