Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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