Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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