i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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