i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
