I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
