I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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