so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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