I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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