My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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