Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
People in love make me want to vomit
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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