marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Acid is not a monday night drug
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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