I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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