Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
