I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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