weddingsv make me drug and hornr
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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