How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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