We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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