is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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