Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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