it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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