normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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