dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
