Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
