I CAN MOONWALK!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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