We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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