She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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