im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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