He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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