I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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