you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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