Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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