I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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