I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
her facebook's as public as her vagina
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
