I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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