i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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