A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
