Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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