Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Randomize
