after a month anything with tits is on the radar
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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