Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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