God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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