So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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