just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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